Is Brain Grenade Entertainment a company that you should contact? Is it worth the time? Is it worth the effort? Well, not unlike Jeff Foxworthy's "you might be redneck if..." jokes, here are a few "you might not want to call or email us if..." punch lines.

If you feel that you are the best thing out there, that there is no one that measures up to you, and the world is just waiting for you to take it over with your music... don't call us!

BGE prefers to work with humble artists that have confidence, but that are not arrogant or conceited.

If you need to be rich, a cash money millionaire, rolling with the bling, being all about the Benjamin's, and are solely in it for the money….Don't call us!

Brain Grenade looks to help artists organize and plan to reach self-sufficient, long term and self-sustaining income. Though a single, an album or the right song could allow an artist to achieve much more, BGE prefers to work with artists that want to plan for the realistic, while still hoping for the optimistic.

If you are not patient, want everything as soon as possible and are in a rush to record, release or tour immediately……Don't call us!

The Brain Grenade Entertainment team seeks to work with artists that will put the effort and attention to detail into every facet of their career. BGE looks to work with artists that want to properly create and prepare the pieces necessary to obtain the best results. The average FSRP project takes 10 to 12 months.

If you are lazy, expecting things to be done for you and feel you are just waiting for "your break" and want to take the easy route….Don't call us!

This is some of the hardest work you can do, and once you achieve the release regardless of going to a label, management or staying independent, you will have to continue to work harder than you ever imagined. This is a grueling process. The music industry is one of the hardest professions in the world. You have to be prepared to give it all and give it every day, from fundraising to preproduction, from recording to post production and release, then every day after that.

If you have signed agreements with any agents, do not own your songs, your logo, your website or have elements where you are giving percentages to other parties….Don't Call us!

Brain Grenade Entertainment prefers to work on the larger projects such as the Freedom Solution Recording Plan or FSRP with artists that own their music, their images, their likeness and all their rights. Though some of these artists may go on to labels, managers and agents that will take a percentage, these artists will have an easier time negotiating deals due to prior complete ownership of all materials.

If you do not want to be a benchmark and role model by being involved with a charity, or seek to make a difference in the music industry and music community….Don't call us!

BGE is looking to work with artists that have the drive to go after their dreams while helping the dreams of others. Brain Grenade works with artists that want to achieve their own dreams, see change in the music industry, as well as be educators, role models and benchmarks for other musicians that come across these artists.

If you didn't show up in one of our punch lines, and you identify with what BGE is trying to do, and you have the energy and perseverance to take your music career to the next level, then definitely give us a call.